@ericsshadow: "Stop texting me. If I wanted to go on the second date, I wouldn't have stolen all your jewelry."
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@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.