@tigdonovan: Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better.
@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@GloriaFallon123: A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm "not afraid to eat bread"--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks