@LoveNLunchmeat: STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.
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@RobocopLust: A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.
@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.