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@UncleBob56: Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00!
*Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume.

Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! 
*Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume.

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