@notalogin: *stops by new neighbor*
Welcome, I brought you a cake!
-Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that!
Oh, ok.
*walks away with cake*
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@GlennyRodge: Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
@The_Separatist_: I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not...
@AristotlesNZ: No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die.
@C_A_Guardiola: Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic.
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