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@notalogin: *stops by new neighbor*
Welcome, I brought you a cake!
-Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that!
Oh, ok.
*walks away with cake*

*stops by new neighbor*
Welcome, I brought you a cake!
-Wow, thank you! You know, you didn’t have to do that!
Oh, ok.
*walks away with cake*

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