@DeathStarPR: Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight.
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@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@DomBorrett: I wish I'd worked to learn another language. Only so I'd be more believable when I use language barriers as an excuse to not talk to people
@skickwriter: I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving.
@Vodkantots: It's like my mother always told me, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." Then she said I looked fat.