@MakeupHaxs: Story of my life.
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@DarkerWillow: My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads "IMTEXAN" than I do behind cars with "Baby on board" signs.
@MiddleageM: This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned
@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.