@POTerritory: Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,
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@HatfieldAnne: Sure I’d love a long chat. Let me make you more comfortable. *slides a cactus plant between us*
@LMHPhotog: *bursts into room Me: GUYS! GUYS! I FOUND A UNICORN Guys: Yeah sure,show us then! *holds up single kernel of corn *gets violently beaten
@HatfieldAnne: TV chef warns against “over vegetablizing” a sandwich. I lean in closely, hoping he’s also against “under buttering” everything else.
@batkaren: Sharing a bed should be like boxing: • meet in middle • fist-bump • put in mouthguards • go to separate corners • no touching until 1st bell