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@DaddyJew: Stranger: nice to meet you
Me: give it time
@dlockw21: Name dog. Call dog every derivative of that name but the actual name.
@GeorgeTakei: A great tip. #CakeRex
@zoeklar: One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said "thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"
@kathybotteas: If the emoji I wanna text is not in the "recently used," you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
@_blotty: [ocean's 11 music]
So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys