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@Reverend_Scott: Strangers are friends you haven't met yet.
Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet.
Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet.

Strangers are friends you haven’t met yet.
Friends are lovers you haven’t kissed yet.
Lovers are corpses you haven’t killed yet.

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