@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
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@LaurenRP: I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.
@GrantTanaka: [calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy
@laurajennyjo: *knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food