@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
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@AmishPornStar1: Just refilled my Smartwater water bottle with regular dumb water... So far, nobody can tell the difference.
@NoahGarfinkel: I like how “two” is spelled a little strangely so you’re prepared early on for how insane “eight” is going to be.