@treydayway: "Stressed" backwards is "desserts" so chill and have that cupcake.
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@jus4golf: I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B.
@iamburtjarvis: british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]
@Robski_Boy: Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.
@BurroFuma: I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help