@AGreaterMonster: Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?
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@Arr: The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them
@mikealfredcaine: my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin
@Mom_Overboard: Stop being friends with whoever says you can't twerk to Led Zeppelin. You don't need that negativity in your life.