@WICKEDTRUTH01: Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.
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@stevevsninjas: Me: I'm super nervous about this. Bungee Jump Operator: Don't overthink it. Just do it. Me: ok *I punch him in the face and run like hell*
@LanieLalaBugs: Yeah yeah "Friends with Benefits" are cool but have you tried "Friends with Batteries"? Less drama!