@WICKEDTRUTH01: Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.
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@jbryantiii: As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.
@BuffaloHomo: Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do.
@ElliotHetherton: [family of snakes boards a plane and spot Samuel L. Jackson a few rows back] Father snake: oh no not this again Baby snake: *starts crying*