@WICKEDTRUTH01: Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.
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@amydillon: [concert] SINGER: How's everyone feeling tonight??? ME: Whooo, kind of stressed, I'm in standoff with my HOA regarding lawn ornamentation!!!
@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
@LookAwayMomDad: I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status.