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@eeethanford: *Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough*
*waits till everyone leaves*
*takes out cell phone*
Hello 911?
Please send all your ambulances

*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* 
*waits till everyone leaves*
*takes out cell phone*
Hello 911? 
Please send all your ambulances

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