@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about
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@RoosterMustache: "Wow this pizza is amazing" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough
@Home_Halfway: ME: Are you sure you're my Uber driver GIANT HAWK CARRYING ME AWAY: *various hawk noises*
@ComedicBust: [Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden..
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.