@sweb74: Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute...
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@veronaway2: I admire the guy who named duct tape. He was a marketing genius. He knew naming it abduct tape would be more accurate, but a harder sell.
@LittleLostLad: I just asked my German friend if he has a lucky number and now I can't figure out if he does or not.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: I wish I had antlers GENIE: You’d look pretty weird being the only one w/ antlers M: Fine, I wish everyone had antlers G: Oka- M: But my antlers are demonstrably superior G: You know you can wish for non-antler things M: *Sees my awful neighbor Carl* I wish his antlers sucked
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences