@DurtMcHurtt: Studs put the stds in u.
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@VeggieMonger: Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference.
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@Tommytoughstuff: Here's another great thing about hot tubs [pulls out a bowl of fully cooked ramen from under the water]
@Genevieve0404: "Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."