@SamGrittner: "Stuff that alligator in that dolphin" - God creating sharks
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@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance
@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
@NicestHippo: You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn