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@Ophelia_808: [stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet]
*hands cash to lady
Ma'am my baby isn't for sale.
I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!

[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet]
*hands cash to lady
Ma’am my baby isn’t for sale.
I SAID I’LL TAKE TWO!!

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