@InnocentMarina6: Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo
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@SondraDeeMe: I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
@truegritrumble: ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name.
@TitansHomer: Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?
@SteveSuckington: If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family.