@mofrorock: Stupid cats, can't even YOLO
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@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
@NYC_Blonde: There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for "flights that are least likely to have noisy children".
@LoriLuvsShoes: It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door
@SortaBad: I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth