@dxblarssonENG: Stupid cats stealing all our women.
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@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@lcwf70: You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll.
@PJisBeast: I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail.