@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
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@kentgrossarth: Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
@mattZillaaaa: My friends are like "hey come camping with us this weekend" & I'm like "I can't, I have to get new friends"