@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
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@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@closetoclassy: Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair.
@UncleDuke1969: The worst part about "Friends" being canceled is that I've now been stuck with Rachel's last haircut since 2004.