@badbanana: "Subpar accommodations. One star." - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
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@myonlymizztake: Trying to do deadlifts at the gym, but I can't figure out where they hide the bodies.
@Glynner85: The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt.
@Mr_Kapowski: I like to ask people what their sign is and then read them a completely different sign's horoscope just to hear them say "that's so me!"