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@aligarchy: SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt?
ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here

SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt?
ME: no thank you i don’t want any proof that i’ve eaten here

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