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@Cpt_Burnout: Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted?

Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home.

Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted?

Me: No, I’m toasted enough for both us. In fact I’m kind of hoping it can drive me home.

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