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@jlock17: Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together.
"Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."

Subway only exists because we’re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together.
“Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here’s $8.”

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