@iwearaonesie: Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all! Good job!" once you reach a certain age
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@djdarrellripley: The twin sisters that live next door to me, shower is broke so they're using mine. So, you know what that means... More hair in my drain.
@salmarch79: Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
@SarahMJade: When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena .