@iwearaonesie: Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all! Good job!" once you reach a certain age
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dumbbeezie: Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says "Say goodbye to your family"
@duxynarow: "I'm so self-conscious" "I'm a very private person" "I'm the shyest person I know" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram
@amishschool: Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying "keys" in case I thought they were llamas.