@SteveDutzy: Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
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@ch000ch: me: wtf how am i getting life in prison for running over an eagle with my car my lawyer: again, that was the Philadelphia Eagles mascot
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.