@juliussharpe: Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work.
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@jonnysun: i know a guy who loves saying "best thing since sliced bread" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it
@5hael: [David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall
@Jake_Vig: The pottery scene in "Ghost," except you're slowly but steadily pushing the other person's face into the clay.
@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.