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@hippieswordfish: *suddenly awakes*
honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy's face

interviewer: ummm

*suddenly awakes*
honey! i just had a nightmare that i was naked at a job interview, licking BBQ sauce off the guy’s face

interviewer: ummm

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