@_youhadonejob: Suddenly I'm not thirsty.
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@darrinfb: Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada
@Reverend_Scott: [praying mantis home] "Happy Mother's Day, mom" Aww, thank u, son "Mom, why did Dad leave?" [turns head away 180°] I was hungry
@_SingleBabyMama: My phone died at the gym and I had to do the elliptical with zero entertainment like the pioneers did in the olden days.