@_youhadonejob: Suddenly I'm not thirsty.
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@iamspacegirl: "Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.
@JimGaffigan: When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one should be that happy.
@EJGomez: me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic