@DudeInABearSuit: If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over.

@Elizasoul80: Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible.

@Coolisiana: "Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em" Oh shoot their porch lights are on "So what we literally watched them leave" Rules are rules

@huntigula: ME: [deep in thought] it's just so scary, u know? HER: what is, life? ME: [imagining an octopus holding 8 samurai swords] yes. Life.

@underchilde: Being surrounded by family and friends is cool unless it's a seance and you're dead.