@OutOnTheMoors: "Suddenly, my hair collapsed."
- And I started to regret offering to edit my friend's first novel.
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@DanMentos: "How did your grammar competition go?" I losed
@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
@KeetPotato: [guy driving the same kia waves as he passes us] son: why did that man wave at you me: because we've both made the same mistakes in life son
@Leslie_Annie: Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night.
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