@Cpin42: Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can’t believe that he did it. I wasn’t even sick.

@LizHackett: If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask "Is this Led Zeppelin?"

@AndrewNadeau0: PRIEST: 1st the groom’s vows. ME: *Unfolds notes* I’m only doing this for the cake. PRIEST: That’s not really- HER: That’s what I wrote too.

@iresurfaced: At the end of the day it's 23:59:59

@Mothpete: I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.