@DanMentos: "How did your grammar competition go?"
I losed
@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
@jlock17: I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up.
@KeetPotato: [guy driving the same kia waves as he passes us]
son: why did that man wave at you
me: because we've both made the same mistakes in life son
@Leslie_Annie: Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
Thank you. I'll be here all night.
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