@huntigula: *suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?
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@isabelzawtun: Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. I don't even know what to believe any more
@ThinkingSavage: All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.
@Underchilde: If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground.