@huntigula: *suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?
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@djdarrellripley: Me: Don't be mean to my friend. Her: Your friend just broke in my door and almost strangled me. Me: I said he was my friend, not yours.