@huntigula: *suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?
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@copymama: Me: Bedtime in 5 minutes! 8yo: *Begins the single most complicated crafting project of her lifetime thus far*
@ibid78: -What should we name this creature w/ big feet? "Bigfoot" -And this w/ saber teeth? "Sabertooth" -And this beaverduck? "Platypus" -wtf dude
@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
@PinkCamoTO: H: You look nice. Me: I'm meeting one of my Twitter friends today. H: So you want your picture on the evening news to be a nice one? Me: Yep