@huntigula: *suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?
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@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.
@dubiousrhetoric: People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing