@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
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@Michael1979: Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives
@MollyRingwraith: I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources
@KngHnryVIII: When children, who are hoping for your death so one of them can claim your throne, bring you brekkie in bed, don't eat it. #FathersDay