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@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
@Adam14: Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome.
@laurenmacdonald: There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice.
@MafiaJoker78: *Opens fortune cookie*
~You just ate cat, you thought was beef.
@SoFarFetchd: What if the weather talks about us?
@DickKingSmith: Rat warning in Hong Kong is the best rat warning of all time.