@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
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@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen
@Quanty_J: Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*
@KeetPotato: cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: "the tigers should be your top priority" cop: [scribbling out ducks] "obviously"
@Iwriteforcats: Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder.