@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
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@Baldylockzzz: Look girl, all I'm saying is , if I have to choose between you and chocolate milk Be prepared to cry
@pinupteacher: Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby.
@ValeeGrrl: 5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT.