@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.
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@jwoodham: "How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" Doesn't follow instructions very well.
@Tresca69: You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him
@rolldiggity: CASHIER: "Did you find everything you were looking for?" ME: "Oh, yes..." [places "How To Murder A Cashier" book on counter]