@TeachersHot: Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet
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@SamGrittner: I celebrate International Women's Day by visiting my local CVS and torching all their 'JUST FOR MEN' products while screaming: "NOT TODAY!"
@squirrel74wkgn: Wife: Are you gonna wear that to the cookout? Oh... *reaches under mesh shirt* *takes off nipple ring* Better?
@simoncholland: You think you have a pretty strong marriage until you try to help your 5th grader with her math homework together.