@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.

@TheWadest: FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called "Turn Brown For What."

@_NTFG_: A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

@grammar_c**t: Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist.

@noxxhell: Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long.