@mynameshank: Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.
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@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds
@U_Want_Shum_M8: i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
@weinerdog4life: Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind
@WilliamAder: Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens.