@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.
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@cheeky__gal: A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.
@noog: Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*
@KeetPotato: [kelloggs meeting] "okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?" a chicken "jim is there something wrong at home?"
@4boding: You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain.