@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.
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@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
@QwertyJones3: You have absolutely no fashion sense you wear nothing but brown every single day UPS GUY: Just sign for the package
@Be___Dope: Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside