@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.
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@thedadonline: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
@_coryrichardson: [dinner date] date: sorry i’m late! how long have you been waiting me: *grabs waiter* she asked you a question buddy
@bacon_gillepic: Y’all keep saying Columbus was a bad dude and he shouldn’t had a day, but y’all need to shut up because I like getting mattresses on sale