@NoogsCorner: Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.
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@ultimatesteve: *phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - "....""
@Liffonmelsmork: It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them
@JesseFernandez: Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.