@WheelTod: Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners
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@kumailn: "And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader." - flight attendant manual
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.
@5exyunchained: It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.