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@AmishPornStar1: "Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."

-Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving

“Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you’re gonna need reservations.”

-Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving

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