@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
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@Izianikapani: Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball.
@hoopnazi: getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community
@Brampersandon_: WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith? MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*