@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
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@transaParent: I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'd like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.