@aveuaskew: Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either.
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@LuvPug: "So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another" -How I Met Your Stepmother
@LurkAtHomeMom: Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"
@Muath_tu: Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office.
@DurtMcHurtt: [kung fu fight] "Your tiger claw is no match for my crane." *starts lifting heavy building materials*