@Bandersnaaatch: Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?
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@seamussaid: I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write
@peteholmes: Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.
@Merman_Melville: Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles