@dumbbeezie: Sure I'll come to your costume party. I'll be a ninja. If you don't see me then you know I took the challenge seriously
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@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings
@michaelianblack: Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!
@ericsshadow: Doctor: How long ago did you injure your shoulder? Women: 9:45am on Monday at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 2002
@SatansTongue: The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus